"We need business cards designed to impress people in big companies at the top end of town… set up as a Word template so we can print them in here in our office.”
"Well we’d like it to look very corporate, but also quite funky."
“I understand that you prefer to use photoshop, but we don’t feel like that program is universal enough. If you could do all of the design work in Microsoft Paint it would be easier for us to edit what you do and give you an idea of the changes we want.”
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